For every laugh there is a tear.


The only thing I've really accomplished in my life is trying everything on the Taco Bell menu.

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internetexplorers:

we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first

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  • me: my arm hurts
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: my eyes hurt
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i have a nosebleed
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i have a fever
  • mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
  • me: im pregnant
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
  • mom: the computer pushed you didnt it

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grimm-creeper:

and then what?(;

grimm-creeper:

and then what?(;

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your-kouhai:

FREE HIM

your-kouhai:

FREE HIM

If a guy wants to be with a girl, he will make it happen, no matter what. So trust me when I say if a guy is treating you like he doesn’t give a shit, he genuinely doesn’t give a shit. No exceptions.
— He’s Just Not That Into You (via allforthemems)

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k0tt0nm0uth-queen:

1 follower away from 700
11 followers until I hit 710
Come on guysss.
I swear I don’t bite…too hard.

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